"Accept My Shaft" is the fourteenth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW.
Lyrics[]
Hey, how you doing? (unh...) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment. I got some shit to say. That's right.
The times we've had, the times we've missed
The times we've embraced, and the times we've kissed
The times we've loved and the times we've laughed
Now it's time to accept my shaft
Whoah! My shaft
The times we've spent and the times we've shared
The times we've shown each other just how much we care
The times we've lived, all the times for reflection
Now you must survive my thunderous erection
Whoah! It's another word for shaft (my shaft...)
Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh...
Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh...
Don't leave, don't run. You are the only one
I can be myself around
I've come undone, you are the only one
Who can lift my heart up off the ground
The times behind, the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being just a bit too bold
But our sweet love won't be forsaken
Once you are gargling my bacon
Oh! The time we've seen and the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows and get on that bed
You'll want to lay back and clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend Excalibur (Excalibur... Excalibur...)
You take me higher, you set my loins afire
You are the slam-pig I desire
Dear god, I plow you all around the house
Cause you lift my heart up off the ground
Lift my heart up off the ground... But try to find a way to incorporate the shaft while you are doing so. Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft. more so than the heart. The shaft should definitely be your main focus. Can't stress that enough.