What's up, baby? You're a very sex lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a hood like this?
Your life's in danger, every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in amazing
And diplomas from the University of Fucking Keepin' it Real!
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you through
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block!
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fucking fucker
And if I have scary dreams, I can just go to sleep between her and dad!
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty
But here come some tough guys from the town
Trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitch-ass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you.
Oh, what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow coloured lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet, have a nice DAAAAYYYY!
Hey! That's right! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City
Hey! We're much harder and faster
Then you in Attitude City
Hey! We are nightmare disasters
For anyone who shows disrespect
Girl, your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
I'm sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...