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"Dinosaur Laser Fight" is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on August 17, 2011, and features animations by Arin Hanson. An updated music video for the song's Level Up version was released on October 15, 2021.

Lyrics[]

Hello, class. I'm sorry, but your normal professor couldn't be here today. So Ninja Brian and I are gonna be your substitute teachers. Are you ready to learn? Alright! Hit it!

Hey, boys and girls
This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world
Now close your eyes and travel back in time with me and Ninja Brian
It's gonna blow your mind to shit!

It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High
When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed because his tiny wrists
Caused his high-five to miss and he was like "Fuck this!"

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!
Oh yeah! Hell yeah!
Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!

(Awoo!) (Ptchoo, ptchoo!) (Nyaah!)

It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
But it was quiet because in space there is no sound
Did we mention that this took place in space?
It did, so shut your face
Also, there were robots and sharks!

Dr. Sexbang, did this really happen?

...Yeah.

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight!
In space! With sharks!
It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight!

It's fucking science!
Just ask Albert Einstein
He invented space

And then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars
Showed up while ripping solos on V-neck guitars
The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
So they killed them with lasers
Holy shit!
And then they had a giant laser party!
A Dinosaur Laser Party!
Holy shit!
Laser party!
Holy shit!
Laser party!
Fuck!

Music Video Credits (NSFW)[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Writers - Ninja Sex Party
  • Director - Jim Turner
  • Editor - Jim Turner
  • Special Effects - Jim Turner
  • Assistant Director - Eric Smith

Music Video Credits (Level Up)[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Director- Ethan Nestor
  • Producer - Malika Lim Eubank
  • Production Manager - Malika Lim Eubank
  • Director of Photography - Zac Lim Eubank
  • Editor - Kelly Lyon
  • 1st AC - Wesley Rodriguez
  • 2nd AC - Lucas Eubank
  • PA Grip - Darren Hale
  • Hair & Makeup - Chrissy Lyn Kyle
  • GRIP - Brad Powers
  • Runner - Kailey Bray
  • Talent Assistant - Joel Kulchar

Music Credits (Level Up)[]

Ninja Sex Party

Additional Musicians

  • Jim Roach - orchestration and arrangement
  • Dallas Kruse - string arrangement

Production

  • Written by: Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht
  • Produced by: Jim Roach
  • Engineered by: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno
  • Assistant Engineered by: Clinton Welander
  • Mixed by: Jim Roach
  • Mastered by: Randy Merrill
  • Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA

External Links[]

Watch Dinosaur Laser Fight on YouTube

Danny SexbangNinja Brian
Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Puppies in Space" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal" • "6969 (Level Up)" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight (Level Up)" • "Dragon Slayer (Level Up)" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
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