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"Eating Food in the Shower" is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on February 16th, 2017.


Lyrics[]

Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got my, uh, I-I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out, let's get it on!

I'm a busy guy and you're a busy woman
Every day I wake up for work at the crack of nine
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
God knows we need both, but there just ain't no time
But I found the way to get the most out of our day
I prepared you this buffet
So grab our trays, take off your clothes, and follow me

Let's eat our food in the shower
Just look at the time we've saved
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
Like turning up the faucet head from pulse to spray

We're eating food in the shower
Ain't this romantic? It's just like rain
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
And there's a huge amount of bacon collected in your drain

That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell ya, I-woops. Sorry, I'll get that. That was-whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, sorry, sorry! That was-that was me.

Now it's later at night and the mood is right for lovin'
It's our three day anniversary, let's celebrate
Reservation for two and a candlelight dinner
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
And hold my pruney hand
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (Mi amor!)

Eating food in the shower
But just between us, I don't deny
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
Also, I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (Hi!)

We're eating food in the shower
This is the pinnacle of your year
The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter
Hey, is this mayo or conditioner? I have no idea

Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh god, the mariachi band!
Señor! Ah, Dios mío!

Music Video Credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Written by Ninja Sex Party
  • Directed by Sean Barrett
  • Produced by Svetlana Dekic
  • Co-Produced by Dana Kurth
  • Edited by Kelly Lyon
  • Production Coordinator: Sarah Williams
  • Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
  • 1st AC: Bryant Swanstrom
  • 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
  • Gaffer/Grip: Seth Naugke
  • Gaffer/Grip: Brooks Burgoon
  • Gaffer/Grip: Zach Groll
  • Gaffer/Grip: Ryan Hogue
  • Makeup: Taja Davis
  • Wardrobe: Sarah Williams
  • Set Dresser: Dillan Harris
  • Set Photographer: David Noe
  • Craft: Tyler Mumper
  • Production Assistant: Vladimir Maksic
  • Production Assistant: Kati Schwartz

Trivia[]

  • There exist 2 versions of this song; The single Dan released with the video, and the album version, Differences are minimal, such as new chorus, re-recorded drums, and Avidan screaming "Ay dios mio' during the end

External Links[]

Watch "Eating Food In The Shower - NSP" on YouTube

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