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If We Were Gay is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW.

LyricsEdit

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say "Hey, Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian. You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?" Pfft. I have to laugh. Hahaha haha! Could you imagine that? If we were gay? Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field

A rainbow shines from heaven

A child's smile lights up the room

As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from out space

A puppy licks its mother

A ray of sunlight through the trees

As Brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness if we were super gay

Just unicorns and magic if we were super gay

We would all be flying on a tasteful pink duvet

But mostly Brian (whoa, whoa)

Mostly Brian's gay

Whooooaaaa! Brian's gay. Whooooaaaa!

Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck:

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls!

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls!

One! Two! Balls!

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick!

Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!

My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick- Oh shit.

Ah! Agh! Ugh! Oh! Ouch. Ah! Ugh! Ah! Agh! Ah! Ah! Oh... Dick... Ah... Unnecessary second poison dart...

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