Why hello there. My name is Danny Sexbang, and welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City! I've been informed by scientists that this album's Loin Excitement Ratio, or LER, is off the charts, meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in sexual intercourse once it starts playing. In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover. Right now you should already be naked, ready to start your date. Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant, but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track 2. That's when foreplay begins. By track 4 you should be balls deep. Unless, of course, you're a pair of sexy lesbians, in which case, please call me. Try to hit climax around track 7 so tracks 8 through 13 can be reserved for miscellaneous activities such as weird butt stuff, as well as other types of butt stuff. We hope this was helpful. Now strap in, strap-on, and prepare for the ride of your life. This is Attitude City. Woo-hoo!