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Mansion Party is the fourteenth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol.

LyricsEdit

Ay yo, girl. You wanna come to a party at my house tonight? Everyone who's anyone in LA is gonna be there. I'm extremely rich.

Hey, girl, welcome to my house party

It's a giant mansion, baby

Don't slip on all my money

Yeah, there's a lot of models

And some supermodels too

Don't touch my diamond fridge

It cost more than the country of Peru

Seduction is like a game of chess. And I'm the queen. Wait.

Can't stop, won't stop dancing deep into the night

It's a mansion party

Yo, that tiger's super tight

And if you're feeling naughty

We'll snort champagne by candlelight

It's a mansion party

And later on's a panda fight

You've really gotta agitate the pandas to get them engaged in combat. They're very docile by nature. I laced their bamboo.

Hey, girl, heard you couldn't find the dance floor

Just walk right past the garden

Go through the Spanish French doors

Turn right at the seventh bathroom

Then a left at my laser car

You can ride my purebred stallion

If you hit my moat, you've gone too far (You've gone too far)

Take an upside down left at the M. C. Escher stairs.

Okay, you're almost halfway there

Can't stop, won't stop dancing deep into the night

It's a mansion party

I bought a yacht just for tonight

And if you're feeling naughty

We'll snort champagne by candlelight

It's a mansion party

Now let's watch two pandas fight

(Woohoohoo)

(Woohoohoo)

(Woohoohoohoohoo)

My god! The battle pandas have escaped from the panda garden and are murdering all the guests! Aw, it's last week all over again! Let's get the hell out of here!

Can't stop, won't stop nonstop running for my life

It's a mansion party

I pray to God we all survive

And if you're feeling saucy

We'll grab some spears by candlelight

It's a mansion party

We're dropping pandas left and right

Save yourself! Ah! This party's awesome!