"NSP Theme Song" is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on February 1st, 2012.
Lyrics[]
Running really fast, jumping super high
Flipping over shit, making stuff explode
Flipping over more shit
Fighting lots of guys, writing kick-ass jams
Doing other things, giving you the sauce
That's what we do cause
We are Ninja Sex Party
Shooting music all over your body
I'm Danny Sexbang, check out my kung fu
I'm getting sexy (unh!)
I'm getting sexy for you
And Ninja Brian is fast and deadly
Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty medleys
Are you seduced yet? No need to answer
Tonight we're gonna rock you even though you didn't ask us to!
Slapping unicorns, going into space
Breaking out of jail, trying on some bras
Don't worry - they're man-bras
Clapping way too long, listening to ham
Blowing up the sun, wearing tiny hats
And now you know that
We are Ninja Sex Party
Musically seducing all the hotties
Brian's a Ninja, Danny's a hot Jew
And we are best friends (yeah!)
And we are best friends, it's true
Don't try to stop us, we're on a mission
Every girl must now make The Decision
Which to have sex with? No need to answer
I know it's Danny Sexbang, he's the handsomer of the two!
...And Ninja Brian's fat
Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. Uh, that came out wrong, I didn't- I didn't mean to call you fat. I meant stupid. And ugly. And fat. (Fat!)
Music Video Credits[]
Cast[]
- Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
- Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
- Red Bikini - Lauren Francesca
- Black Bikini - Montana Marks
- Pink Bikini/Flag Bikini - Andi Naar
- Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while reading newspaper - Mookie Thompson
- Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while writing music - Jerry Nwosuocha
- Roger, who remains unstabbed by Ninja Brian - Dan Hodapp
Production[]
- Writers - Ninja Sex Party
- Director - Jim Turner
- Editor - Jim Turner
- Special Effects - Jim Turner
- Assistant Director - Eric Smith
Special Thanks[]
- Kathleen, Lauren, and everyone at the YouTube Next New Networks Lab
External Links[]
Watch NSP Theme Song on YouTube