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"NSP Theme Song" is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on February 1st, 2012.


Lyrics[]

Running really fast, jumping super high
Flipping over shit, making stuff explode
Flipping over more shit
Fighting lots of guys, writing kick-ass jams
Doing other things, giving you the sauce
That's what we do cause

We are Ninja Sex Party
Shooting music all over your body
I'm Danny Sexbang, check out my kung fu
I'm getting sexy (unh!)
I'm getting sexy for you
And Ninja Brian is fast and deadly
Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty medleys
Are you seduced yet? No need to answer
Tonight we're gonna rock you even though you didn't ask us to!

Slapping unicorns, going into space
Breaking out of jail, trying on some bras
Don't worry - they're man-bras
Clapping way too long, listening to ham
Blowing up the sun, wearing tiny hats
And now you know that

We are Ninja Sex Party
Musically seducing all the hotties
Brian's a Ninja, Danny's a hot Jew
And we are best friends (yeah!)
And we are best friends, it's true
Don't try to stop us, we're on a mission
Every girl must now make The Decision
Which to have sex with? No need to answer
I know it's Danny Sexbang, he's the handsomer of the two!

...And Ninja Brian's fat

Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. Uh, that came out wrong, I didn't- I didn't mean to call you fat. I meant stupid. And ugly. And fat. (Fat!)

Music Video Credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Writers - Ninja Sex Party
  • Director - Jim Turner
  • Editor - Jim Turner
  • Special Effects - Jim Turner
  • Assistant Director - Eric Smith

Special Thanks[]

  • Kathleen, Lauren, and everyone at the YouTube Next New Networks Lab

External Links[]

Watch NSP Theme Song on YouTube

Danny SexbangNinja Brian
Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Puppies in Space" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal" • "6969 (Level Up)" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight (Level Up)" • "Dragon Slayer (Level Up)" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
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