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Ninja Brian (also known as just Brian) is the instrumentalist and one half of the musical comedy duo, Ninja Sex Party, alongside Danny Sexbang. He is played by Brian Wecht.

Killed Victims[]

  • A near infinite amount of people

Appearance[]

A ninja with turquoise eyes. Brian's ninja garb appears to just be a mask with a black shirt, pants, and shoes. From I Just Want To (Dance) up until Cookies!, Brian wore his original black ninja outfit with a yellow kanji on the chest and two serpents on either side. The kanji used reads similarly to origin, back and forth, and advance quickly. Brian's outfit was updated for Take On Me and remains the version in use. This updated outfit changes the kanji to read fittingly as murder, kill, or beheading, while the snakes have been swapped out for two dragons.

Personality[]

Ninja Brian is a silent man and due to this is mysterious. However, he regularly displays merciless and violent behavior inflicted on Ninja Sex Party's foes, unwitting strangers, people who annoy him, and Danny (or the Dannequin). On tours, Brian has also attacked the members of TWRP. Despite his mistreatment of Danny, the two are still bandmates and usually best friends, with Brian acting as Danny's wingman or partner in crime on numerous occasions. While Brian's moods generally switch between stoic and angry, he is pleased by violence and sometimes shows off playful or sensitive sides. In "Wondering Tonight", for example, Brian consoles a heartbroken Danny. In contrast to Danny, Brian is usually chaste, although in "Sex Training" he is the program's co-trainer and in "Dragon Slayer" he ends up leaving with the girl, football player, scientist, weightlifter, dragon, and Manticore, although his intentions are unclear. Brian frequently uses the middle finger.

Skills[]

Being a ninja, Brian has access to a variety of ninja abilities including teleportation, cloning, and elemental manipulation, as well as possessing incredible speed, agility, and weapons skills. He is a talented musician, able to harness the power of his keyboard into a weapon itself.

Trivia []

  • Ninja Brian never speaks, except for once, in I Just Want To (Dance) where he sings and even shows his face[1].
  • Ninja Brian has been shown to have many superhuman abilities, such as exploding things with his mind[2] and the ability to duplicate himself and/or make shadow-clone-type images of himself.[3]
  • Sometimes, he falls for Danny in the adventures he has with him, as seen in the music video for Heart Boner [4].
  • Most of the times however he acts angered and annoyed at Danny's antics: he poisons him and throws him down from a cliff in If We Were Gay, leaves him to be shot on by the President's bodyguards in Everybody Shut Up, returning only to kick him in the stomach while he lays wounded and steals his date in First Date and Dragon Slayer

References[]

  1. Ninja Sex Party (October 22, 2009). "I Just Want To (Dance) - NSP" at 1:45 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
  2. Ninja Sex Party (June 11, 2013). "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" at 1:50 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
  3. Ninja Sex Party (April 24, 2012). "Next To You - NSP" at 2:35 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
  4. Ninja Sex Party (August 2, 2018). "Heart Boner - NSP" at 3:45 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
Danny SexbangNinja Brian
Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Puppies in Space" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal" • "6969 (Level Up)" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight (Level Up)" • "Dragon Slayer (Level Up)" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
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