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"Objects of Desire" is the fifth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on March 3rd, 2011.


Lyrics[]

Since I moved into your place on year ago today
Our relationship has deepened in a spiritual way
As time swept gently forward and winters turned to spring
I know you so much better cause I've fucked all your things

I put my package in your mailbox, made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer, I went down on all your stairs
I took your cabinets from the front and your sofa from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes and then we sixty-nined!

Thanks in advance for not judging me on this aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole
(Ow!)

I boned your couches and your telephone and all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle
I had sex with your whole kitchen with no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good that you know I had to hit it

Your wallet and your toothbrush and your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that
And your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection, I dicked your floor for certain

I'm glad I got this off my chest, my soul has taken flight
Don't slam the door on your way out, darling, because I'm slamming it tonight

Music Video Credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Director - Jim Turner
  • Director of Photography - Jim Turner
  • Editor - Jim Turner

External Links[]

Watch Objects of Desire on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Puppies in Space" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal" • "6969 (Level Up)" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight (Level Up)" • "Dragon Slayer (Level Up)" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
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