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Objects of Desire is the fifth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW.

LyricsEdit

Since I moved into your place on year ago today

Our relationship has deepened in a spiritual way

As time swept gently forward and winters turned to spring

I know you so much better cause I've fucked all your things

I put my package in your mailbox, made love to all your chairs

Dropped a load inside your washer, I went down on all your stairs

I took your cabinets from the front and your sofa from behind

I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes and then we sixty-nined!

Thanks in advance for not judging me on this aspect of my soul

When I dick-smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole

(Ow!)

I boned your couches and your telephone and all your scented candles

And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle

I had sex with your whole kitchen with no boundaries or limits

And your lamp was looking so good that you know I had to hit it

Your wallet and your toothbrush and your jacket and your red hat

Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that

And your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains

And I licked your stamp collection, I dicked your floor for certain

I'm glad I got this off my chest, my soul has taken flight

Don't slam the door on your way out, darling, because I'm slamming it tonight

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