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Road Trip is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City.

LyricsEdit

Ninja Sex Part, what's up?!

Oh my god, Steel Panther. So amazing to see you here at the National Boning Convention.

Dude, of course we made it.

Did you guys have a good year boning?

Uh...yeah.

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I met a girl a few weeks ago

She's so smart and beautiful

When she's around, I feel my heart beat

Down in the very depths of my soul

So c-c-c-c-come on, Ninja Brian, pack your bags

Wee're going on a cross-country trip

Cause if this girl and I go on one more date

We'll start a meaningful relationship (Fuck that, woo!)

Let's hit the road, I was so close to

Personal growth so California, here I come

I wanna bone across the nation

Let's bust a load of summer fun

I porked most of New York, I banged 'em silly in Philly

I had 'em screaming for Baltimore

I slapped my groin on Des Moine and dropped my phallus in Dallas

We're only halfway through day 4

I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC, bust coconuts on Miami

I shot purée on Santa Fe

I gave some penis to Phoenix and my nuts rattled Seattle

So hard they felt it in LA (Take that, yeah!)

Now here we are in California

These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht (He killed the previous owner)

Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure

This boner quest has just begun

I left 'em smitten in Britain

And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina

Then things got beejy in Fiji

I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden

New Zealand got a blast of my semen

I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion

I Banged-ladesh!

Now there's only one way to keep things fresh 'cause

I've conquered Earth, it is time to move on

Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts (Set phasers to thrust!)

No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny

Let's show this galaxy what's- HWAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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And that was pretty much our year.

Wow, so what you're saying is you guys had sex all over the world and then died up in space?

That's correct. How about you guys? Did you have a good year boning?

Oh yeah!

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