Smooth Talkin' is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol.
Lyrics
You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover. You also have to be a smooth talker. Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them.
Girl, I'm gonna take my flangdiddly out
And slam it in your flump (That's right)
Then without a sound I'll run my tongue
All up and down your whole spekunk (You like that?)
Then I'll flip you round and lay you down
And rub my gank up on your schmears (All over your schmears)
Your pliver will start to quiver
When I grab your stanky nooputs by the flears
(Oh!)
Open your heart and give me a taste of your florp
I'm gonna lightly stroke your flendle till you tworf
Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby
Till you scream "Oh my god, I'm gonna crumble it so hard!"
Damn... That's some smooth talkin'. Plenty more where that came from, meh...
Now it's- Oh, horns, sorry.
Here we go, baby. Now it's- Oh, wow, guitar solo too, alright.
Now it's time for me to take my tiddlybits
And mash 'em till they gub (Oh yeah)
I've got two nasty doodads
And they're begging for one moment with your schnub (Yeah, yeah)
My sackety-pack is the figgity-figgity-fack
And it's on the attack, it's gonna mack back in your coo!
We're gonna mate till we're drained like two hot schmazens
And I glaze you with my schmoo (Woohoo!)
Dinner is served and it looks like my vagoink is the main dish
So sit down and gobble my spoont or leave if you wish
To not have a nice taste of my flappy squish
Let her go, Ninja Brian. She's probably just going to think about it. Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers...schnubbing my own gank! Ahhuhuhuhuh!