The Decision is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW.


You're probably thinking to yourself:

"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"

We know, but thank you anyway

You're having trouble deciding

Which one of us to have sex with

That's natural but nice of you say

Well maybe I can help you out

Clear up all of your confusing doubts

Do you want sex with a ninja or sex with a guy like me?

The choice should be so obvious (Dan)

And although he is mysterious (Brian)

Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan

And is Jewish?

One other thing...

Everyone in the band has an STD except for me

By the process of elimination, you can make determinations on who just that might be!

It's Brian! Brian has an STD-

...I'm sorry.

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