You're probably thinking to yourself:
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know, but thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural but nice of you say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja or sex with a guy like me?
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan
And is Jewish?
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD except for me
By the process of elimination, you can make determinations on who just that might be!
It's Brian! Brian has an STD-