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"The Decision" is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on December 14th, 2009.

Lyrics[]

You're probably thinking to yourself:
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know, but thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural but nice of you say

Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja or sex with a guy like me?
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan
And is Jewish?

One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD except for me
By the process of elimination, you can make determinations on who just that might be!
It's Brian! Brian has an STD-
...I'm sorry.

Music video credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

Trivia[]

  • In the music video:
    • Danny wears his signature costume for the first time.
    • Danny's dog, Princess Tinkles, makes its first appearance.
    • The Dannequin is killed in Danny's place for the first time.
    • Danny kills one person: the mugger.
    • Ninja Brian has no living victims.
    • The Savage Badger, a dance move in the previous music video for I Just Want To (Dance), is shown to be Danny's signature move.
    • No Reason Boners are foreshadowed and shown to be Danny's weakness.

External Links[]

Watch The Decision on YouTube

Danny SexbangNinja Brian
Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Puppies in Space" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal" • "6969 (Level Up)" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight (Level Up)" • "Dragon Slayer (Level Up)" • "I Own a Car" • "Let's Save the Earth"
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