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The Council of Dick Elders were the leaders of Earth in the year 6969. Under the decree of 5318008 male-female touch has been outlawed. (in order to not break a thousand year spell that will result in a revolution and the population will think for themselves.)
Speculation Around Ancestry[]
Each elder bares a striking resemblance various current and former Game Grumps, specifically Arin Hanson, Kevin Abernathy, Barry Kramer and Ross O'Donovan. It is speculated that the Dick Elders' ancient ancestors are these four.
Notable Quotes[]
"Why does being evil always feel so damn good?"
"You two are fucking dead!"
"Shoot the fuckin' lasers!" "Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!"
Death[]
In an attempt to kill Ninja Brian (and then Danny Sexbang), Ninja Brian stabbed them all, resulting in their deaths.