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The Ultimate Sandwich is a sandwich that is so ultimate that it is a fact that no man has ever eaten the whole thing and survived.

Ingredients Edit

  • Wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
  • A shitton of chicken
  • A dickload of ham (weapons-grade)
  • An explosion of clams
  • Yams (topped)
  • Panther meat
  • Bear meat
  • Duck meat
  • Sun-dried tomatoes
  • Man's hottest pepper
  • The world's coldest cuts
  • Bacon

Description Edit

The ultimate sandwich is five feet high and three feet wide, it is also as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft.